BIG MATCH BINGO

In the cliché-riddled world of Football, managers take one game at a time, never see the crucial incidents and talk about getting the boys fired up. Players never take credit for their play, do it for the team, get involved, do a job and eventually hang up their boots. Commentators describe the spectacle, discuss the talking points and sit on the fence.

Every match is full of clichés, some are boring and old hat, and some entertaining. In Big Match Bingo you’ll find hundreds of clichés and, it has to be said, a fair bit of footie bullshit. Each is explained and analysed.

To entertain you and to get you through the boring and most cliché ridden matches we’ve invented the Big Match Bingo card.

Just cross off the clichés as the match happens!

Big Match Bingo: the game, the clichés, the bullshit

About the Author: Graham Edmonds is the author of the Good Web Site Guide (over 300,000 sold to date), Liar’s Paradise and Bullshit Bingo.